Oh those wacky Russians

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAWB4IUc844

So for those of you at work who are unable to hit Youtube at work, this is what the video is about. According to some Russian mathematicians, the secret to unlocking time travel is only 3 months away!  When the super atom-smashing machine is unveiled at the European Particle Physics Center in Geneva this April, the tiny particles crushed at obscene speeds will rip open the fabric of time itself.  If we can keep this rip open long enough, we’ll be able to jettison back and forth through time like Michael J Fox!  Think of the possibilities.. We could go back and beat up the bully that gave us hell in middle school, remember anniversaries, or better yet – invest in Google.  If you wake up in 6 months and J101 causes panic on Wall Street by sneezing awkwardly, remember this post.  Although..if time travel were to become possible, how come we aren’t bombarded by tourists from the future?